James Burns hates Weezer, enough to beg you to donate money that he will give Rivers Cuomo in an attempt to force him into retirement. You wish I was kidding. This guy, hailing from Seattle, says that if all 852,000 people who originally bought Pinkerton pitch in a measly twelve bucks, he can raise TEN MILLION DOLLARS.
What's awesome though, is that if everyone flakes out on his campaign, he won't charge you a cent. So really, even if it's just for kicks, what's the harm in throwing in your two cents? Ha! Get it?
And if you need help making an educated decision, listen to "El Scorcho" above. Absorb it into your brain cells. Now, pause in silence as a palate cleanser, and watch "I'm Your Daddy:"
Play videoBut for those of you who cannot live without the Weeze and the bane of their new poppy and senseless music, here are tour dates:
11/26-27: Los Angeles, CA @ Gibson Amphitheater
11/29-30: San Francisco, CA @ Knob Hill Masonic Auditorium
12/14-15: Boston, MA @ Orpheum Theatre
12/17-18: New York, NY @ Roseland Ballroom
01/07-08: Chicago, IL @ Aragon Entertainment Center
(via The Stranger)
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