Lil Wayne is going to jail

For 8 months to a year, depending on who you ask

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Lil Wayne

DNA evidence is about to rob us of hot bars as it has forced Lil Wayne to plead guilty to a gun charge (a.40 caliber pistol was found on his tour bus). So the question becomes, do T.I. and Wayne get to share a cell, allowing them morph into a new super duo, one half trap rap, one half Martian? Doubtfully promising? In terms of sentence, I'm looking at reports that he will get a year here and other reports that he'll accept a 8 month plea agreement there. So it's one of the two. Either way, all the new girl R&B singers and Drake are just going to have to find someone else to guest on their records for awhile. I suggest Andre 3000 because he needs to come out and play. WTF Andre. Over and out.

Words by Colin McLaughlin

Published on melophobe October 22, 2009.

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